puyopuyo:

puyopuyo:

my pink ps2 got here today aaaaaaaa

secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

mp-lily:

oriocookie:

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

potato-gay:

segamascot:

owlservice:

I just heard the mighty bellow of a beast outside. Great. Just what I need.

colachampagnedad:

karlrincon:

what would you do if that was you?

this is one of the few instances where watching the entire video was worth the punchline at the very end

fartgallery:

papayajuan2019:

thats you

THEY TRAPPED HER SOUL

punkrock-keepsmewarm:

yeahiwasintheshit:

persephinae:

OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT’S HUGE!!

HOLY SHIT, I DIDN’T THINK WE’D EVER SEE A RESOLUTION TO THAT

Yaay good for the mail people

tchaikennugget:

man the site that used to be full of people horny for the onceler now getting really hyped about tree law is some serious poetic irony

ougougougoug:

radiofreederry:

like if you hate free speech reblog if you hate free speech

everythingfox:

“Favorite spot since he was a kitten”

(via)

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

I really gotta play more minecraft with people who like building stuff. I’m almost done digging out my 64×64 block hole in my minecraft world and when my fiance asked me what I’m gonna build in there when I’m done my brain fucking bluescreened like what do you mean build something?? I dug the hole!! Building is for smart people with good ideas!! I just dig!!

POV: You have a Minecraft server

AND WHAT ABOUT IT

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

ALT

Really great texts suggestions in the middle of my conversation about Matthew Lillard.

ALT

Bonus emojis it wanted me to send during the same conversation.

My phone may be haunted.